ATTENTION EDENSPHERE

It appears thus far that the explosions and weapons fire caused by the soldier-mannequins is not lethal. We still advise residents to travel as possible, as minor injuries can still be quite painful. The safest place is indoors and away from windows ( Read more... )

I am awake. I know who I am and what I do here. I have found no trace of the hourglass or the collar that it was on.

Whoever or whatever is responsible for this incident, you will answer if I ever discover you.

Night, I feel I should thank you.

Stoneface, I must speak with you.

Has everyone else who was marked with the hourglass recovered?

Stoneface, I do not believe it would be wise of me to patrol today. I must [lots of pentaps] adjust to this new state before I am best able to carry out my duties, although I believe my physical combat skills have not been affected.

Ro Fred, when you are feeling well enough there is something I must speak to you about.

Unless these pranks verge into physical harm, I suggest we simply correct whatever inconvenience they cause and move on with our daily routines ( Read more... )

It seems that this place has been specifically designed for idleness and frivolous thrills. Yet the more I learn about Earth, the more I must wonder how one planet developed such wildly differing cultures.

Sylvar, I believe I have found something here that may be of interest to both of us.

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If anyone is so ill-informed that they are still unaware of the fact that many of Edensphere's population have been transformed into fairies, let me make it clear.

Although I fail to see how any of you who have taken ill-advised swipes at those afflicted could not see that they are simply miniature people with wings. Nevertheless, if you see small ( Read more... )

Are these date "auctions" a common custom on many planets? I cannot think that a static holo and one sentence of description is any way to judge a potential romantic partner.

You cannot even see them moving. One might as well only be able to read their names.

To those of you planning on eating in the Wilderness, I would advise you to be careful that you do not overindulge and make yourself sick. It would make the benefits of the buffet irrelevant. Although we have been subsisting on rations for some time, it will do you no good to succumb to gluttonous urges ( Read more... )

This is not the time to experiment on or vandalize the journals. I would think that the importance of swift communication at this time was self-evident. Damaging our best means of doing so is not conducive to our efforts.

Especially if the cause is due to some petty argument. You are wasting time, ink, and energy.

[ooc: In response to this. Backdated ( Read more... )